SOME SPICKING ‘STRALIAN LUNGUAGE LAYSENS (no offence to muh mates)?

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I’m a born n bred New Yorker, here, except fer immigrants, we ain’t got freaking accents!

I need to go for a pee in Aussie

“Gonna drain me dragon.”
“My back teeth are floating.”
“Need to siphon the python.”
“Takin’ the kids to the pool.”
“I got to take a snake’s hiss.”
“Gotta go have a slash.”
“Gonna go water a horse.”
“I’m off to drain the main vein.”
“Time to splatter the bladder.”
“I’m dying for a piss! So bad I can taste it.”
“Shake hands with the wife’s best friend.”

Vomiting in Aussie

“Calling for George.”
“I was driving the porcelain bus this morning.”
“I left him a lawn pizza.”
“Toss a tiger on the carpet.”
“Gotta go Ralph”

I’m Hungry in Aussie

“I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper’s undies.”
“I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.”
“So hungry I’d eat a sh*t sandwich, only I don’t like bread.”
“I could eat the azs out of a rag doll through a cane chair.”
“So hungry I could eat the azs out of a low flying duck.”

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From; Willys Jokes archives! The best jokes anywhere!